Well today, my dear friend Julia posted this: How to Tell If You're Too Pale. I loved it so much I thought I'd try out her steps myself. I am quite known for my paleness, which is partially natural and partially because I'm one of those people who hides indoors all the time. I'm actually quite proud of how pale I am. I consider it kind of like the 50s look, or whatever. Nice and pale. But let's see if I'm too pale, shall we? Here we go.
Step One: Make sure you are not a vampire.
Nope. Apparently not.
Step Two: Take a picture right by the window.
This would work a lot better if my window was actually facing the sun.
Step Three: Step away from the window.
Hey! I do glow!
Step Four: Take a picture as far away from the window as you can.
(I turned out the lights for extra effect.)
Step Five: Angst about being too pale.
Step Six: Read a book, preferably about pale people, to make yourself feel better.
Voldemort is pale. Maybe he's a vampire.
Bonus Step: Wonder what the heck is up with your hair.
In conclusion, we can have a pale people club together, Julia. :) Don't fret. It's part of the job. We ARE writers after all. Since when did the outdoors have anything to do with us?
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